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Archive for February, 2008

20
Feb

‘The Hummelnator’

Posted in Funny, Purdue  by Rackbar


Above Robbie ‘The Hummelnator’ Hummel.


Often known as Robbie, Rob-man, or Hum-Daddy; The wizard of American Pie is best known around West Lafayette for his Hummers, aka Hum-Jobs. As pictured above.

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20
Feb

Get some new sneakers you piece of shit

Posted in Uncategorized  by J Will


Great Deal $51.97

Here is another money saver for all you. Get these shoes delivered to your house for only $51.97 (including tax and shipping). No Gimmicks
I spotted these Nike Men’s Air Neo 180 on finish line on clearance. I think they look fairly nice. If you are looking at getting some new shoes here’s a decent deal. They have three colors available but I think these are by far the best looking shoes. Read the rest of this entry »


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20
Feb

The Lighter Side of Big Ten Coaching

Posted in Funny, Indiana, Purdue, Sports  by John Candy

Well as you all know Kelvin Sampson made a goof. Well it was a number of goofs and chances are these goofs may cost him his job. Its safe to say that lil’ Kelvin feels alone out there right now. The media is making it appear that hes the only bad guy in the world of NCAA coaches. Well I say cheer up Kelvin coaches make mistakes all the time. Gee-whiz just look at the Big Ten alone. Theres been a number of coaching goofs in that league both current and former. Lets take a look at some of these oopsies to turn Coach Sampson’s frown upside down.

First on the list we have Illini coach Bruce Webber. He has a number of accomplishments, but one fatal flaw…He talks like Daffy Duck. Eric Gordon is quoted as saying he backed out of his Illinois verbal commitment because “that ol’ bitch slobbered on my face.” Suckering Suckatash!!

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20
Feb

Where is the Fucking Milk?

Posted in Funny, Videos and Links  by J Will

It seems like every morning in my house milk would go to great use.

1. Start the day off with a microwaved Hills Bros French Vanilla Cappuccino. (Money in the bank when you put it in the blender with milk). It just doesn’t taste the same with water.

2. Instant oatmeal, currently we are serving the Quaker Weight Control stolen from the pantry back at the parents house.

3. A bloody bowl of cereal…… We seriously have like 20 boxes of cereal on top of our frig. You look at them daily then open the door and theres no milk.

On that note here is a video about cereal and how fucking good it is.

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Other uses for milk..

  • Milkshakes
  • Remove ink from stained shirts
  • Mustaches

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20
Feb

Let it Snow

Posted in Funny, Videos and Links  by J Will

Well I woke up today and saw a whopping inch and hafe of snow on the ground at max. I thought to my self, well shit gonna wear my boots today. I will give the weatherman the benefit of the doubt it was pretty damn cold out with the wind, but nothing that a waterproof shoe couldn’t handle. Heck, someone with flip flop uggs could have handled it and I bet my gay ass roommate Andy accomplished this feat. On my way to the bus stop I noticed my fucking tuition being used up by plowing an inch of snow off the football field parking lot. I did not check but i assume they did to the rest of the university. These lazy fucks drive Backhoes to the convenience store and now they are plowing snow for no reason. That was my rant but the snow got me in the mood for snowmen hunters. Yes i said it. Not unlike the MILF Hunter these guys are on the prowl. Here is a promo for them i think they have around 30 videos so if your bored get the links yourself from youtube.

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19
Feb

Earn $50 dollhairs and save some money at McDondon’s

Posted in Uncategorized  by J Will

I have recently signed up for the Chase Freedom Credit Card. I recomend anyone with a Chase checking account to go ahead and sign up for this card for the $50 rebate. If you are already a member (like I am) it’s easy. All you need is your Social Security number your gross annual income (what your cheap ass made last year) and some other personal info (a/s/l). If you are not a Chase member I don’t suspect it’ll be that much harder.  All you have to do is purchase 1 item and the $50 will be put on your rewards statement (takes about a month). You can choose to cash it out after your first purchase or you can wait it out and once you reach $200 in rewards they will give you another $50 for waiting it out. I am personally going to wait it out. I suggest if you don’t purchase that much on your credit card to go ahead and get that check. Since I only carry $2 bills anymore I use my plastic everywhere I go. Anywho this rewards card is good. I am in the stages of switching from my perfectrewards card from Chase to only this card. I have to switch gym membership and some other monlthy charges over. So if you have a Chase account, don’t be foolish get your $50 dollhairs, and keep using this baby to get some pretty decent rewards. If you dont have chase do it anyway. Here is the link.

http://www.chasefreedomnow.com/home/

I know I should prolly split this post up but I am lazy and just starting this blog off. I came accross this hilarious video about a ghetto big mac. One always forgets that the big mac sauce is free and these guys look to get the cheapest shit possible. So if you buy a ghetto big mac and get this rewards card I think you have a net gain of $50 +1.33.

YOU BENEFIT $50.33+A MEAL

Ghetto Big Mac

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19
Feb

Crazy Frog Bros

Posted in Funny, Videos and Links  by J Will

This is the crazy frog bros, seriously addicting.

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19
Feb

Tribute to Erin Andrews

Posted in Babes  by J Will

*Lucky son of a (sexy)bitch roommate Andy snapping a picture with Erin during Gameday. (IU vs. MSU 2-16-08)

All of us are truly infatuated with this adorable sideline reporter. This post is a tribute to the one that makes me tingle in my stomach when I am watching sports and hard when I wake up. Read the rest of this entry »

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2
Feb

Boxer-goat love, a good thing?

Posted in Funny, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

OK, so I do have a soft side. I found this surfing and thought the dog was awesome. A boxer named Billy has adopted an abandoned goat. This all happened in southwest England where some bitch of a goat mother abandoned the runt of her litter name Lilly. Billy, being a man of integrity adopted her. Lilly follows him around all day and they sleep together.

Some English Website

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