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Archive for March, 2008

31
Mar

Bassett and Ellis Banished to Smoke Dro

Posted in Indiana, Sports  by J Will

Yea it’s true. Armon Bassett and Jamarcus Ellis have been dismissed from the team f-o-r-e-v-e-r. Dakich dismissed them for apparently missing scheduled meetings. This is kinda shady and I bet we will never hear the whole story. So if Gordon goes pro that pretty much leaves Crawford to lead the backcourt. Read the rest of this entry »


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31
Mar

Audrina Turns Her Headlights on Again

Posted in Babes  by J Will

Lessoned learned? My ass. Another set of risqué photos has surfaced. I had no idea who this chick was before these photos went out. Now she is all over the internet. She got some damn good PR just for showing the canz off.

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31
Mar

Wazoo Coach Declines IU

Posted in Indiana, News, Sports  by J Will

According to the Indiana Daily Student Tony Bennett was contacted by Indiana’s athletic director Rick Greenspan. There was a discussion and even though Bennett was not offered the job, he said, “I thought about it, but I’m not going to pursue it.” So there goes IU’s number one choice for a coach. Greenspan wants to have a new coach by Thursday, and if he had just contacted Bennett on Saturday, that proves that he is really hustling. Names left on the list are:

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30
Mar

Do You Smell That Pork Product?

Posted in Funny, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

I was watching cops last night and this dumbass got pulled over. The cop walked up to the window and the guy was on his cell phone. He wouldn’t put it down or roll down his window. Needless to say he got his ass kicked, but he deserved it. Sometimes cops can go to far, sometimes criminals are stupid, and sometimes we don’t know the whole story. This first video is a humdinger, watch the guys legs.

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30
Mar

Wes’s Corner

Posted in Funny, Jokes  by J Will

Meet Wes. Wes likes jokes. Wes wants to make you laugh. Enjoy.

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29
Mar

I Don’t Know What a Glory Hole is?

Posted in Babes, Funny, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

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Well I was getting bored so I figured I’d share some links with you. Read the rest of this entry »

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29
Mar

Depilation

Posted in Babes  by J Will

Yea act like you know what this word means. This chick is hot for words.

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28
Mar

Who Rocks a Doggy Tag?

Posted in Babes, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

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The Wi11is supports our troops.

Obama Girl and some other hotties put together this new music video for the troops. Mims makes an appearance as well. I dunno what it is about the girl who sings these songs (not the Obama Girl) but I actually like her voice.

It’s time to give props to our soldiers. They are out there defending our freedom and my right to have a b-log. I wish our troops the best and hope they enjoy this post. If you want to support them I suggest looking at the USO. The USO takes care of our boys and girls and if any celebrity or music star goes on a USO tour you should support them.

United Service Organizations

This next video is amazing, all I can say is wow. I hope the troops appreciate all the assets Gisele shares with them. She is smoking hot, and gets pretty risky in this video. The thing I love about this is that it was taken with her kitchen in the background. Classy? Maybe not. Sexy? Hell Yes. I am avid supporter of “her” troops and how she lets them all hang out.

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Its hard to beat that video, but I found one that made me feel good. It’s of some troops having some fun. You’ll enjoy the video, these guys are hilarious.

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27
Mar

Hey that’s a pretty girl down there. I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees.

Posted in News, Politics, Sports  by J Will


Well the politicians in New York are just really fucked up. The new blind governor has admitted to using cocaine, smoking dope, and having affairs. At least he wasn’t paying for pussy like the former governor Eliot Spitzer.

The woman above claims to have personally serviced the gov. Now this just isn’t another call girl from the Emperor’s Club ($4,300 Pussy on the Side). She runs a whole separate prostitution ring and was busted recently. This means that the gov. used two different services. Where did he get all the time for this?

I feel bad for his daughters and his hot wife, he royally fucked up their lives.

Also in this report, the skeezer claims a prominent Yankee also hired her. I hope it was Andy Pet-it.

NY Post “And There He Ho’s Again”

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27
Mar

She got the T.I.P. Before Prom

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Prom Chick

I thought this was funny, it really describes the brains of my fellow southern Hoosiers. An eighteen year old girl was selling newspapers for a $1.50. Some guy gave you $504 (25 twens and 4 ones). He told the girl to keep the change. She thought at first that it was just four dollars.  Wait, she thought it was just four dollars?, she had 29 bills in her hand.  Well she lucked out, she is getting a new prom dress and a limo ride to the prom with the money.  Also for prom night she is getting a half gallon of  Kamchatka vodka and two thirty packs of Beast.

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