The Mercury Girl - Jill Wagner
Swing. Double Swing. This lovely lady is Jill Wagner from the Mercury commercials we all see nearly everyday. I have had a crush on her since freshman year and get a semi anytime a Mercury commercial airs. So I thought we should all learn some more about Jill. As I dug deeper into her life I began to fall in love.
Age: 29
Sign: Capricorn
From: North Carolina (she has a sexy accent)
College: NC State Wolfpack
Major: Business (I’m wet)
Hobbies: Guns (She just keeps getting better)
Well shes not just in commercials; she’s an actress. She has been in the hit shows “Blade the Series” and “Stargate 23″ both were on my Tivo list till they were canceled. FYI she was a vampire in Blade. I would let her suck …my blood. In Stargate she was an alien (insert probe joke). These both set anyone up for some really fucked up wet dreams. Here are a couple tributes to her roles.
I think I fell in love with her freshman year when I had her FHM spread plastered on my dorm room wall. I only wish she had the smallest tattoo somewhere on her body then she would be perfect for me.
Jill got launched into the national scene when she became an agent for Punk’d on MTV. I really can’t say that i remember her, but I will be keeping my eyes on the reruns for her.
Thank you Jill. You make the commercials that much easier to watch.
I am posting another video of the French singer Alizee. She is 23, for those of you who thinks shes 13 and I am a creeper. This is her music video for “Moi Lolita”. Taking French for a few years I can translate the beginning a little bit. Seems like her boyfriend yells at her and tell her to “stop stop!”. He then tells her he loves her, she only responds by asking for $200. She goes home and the lady asks her,”where have you been?” then tells her, “You look like a slut. Then she runs away. This one is for you Tim.
