Wes’s Corner

Meet Wes. Wes likes jokes. Wes wants to make you laugh. Enjoy.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I’m sorry I am not getting hard that fast. I just got laid last night.

Two peanuts were walking down a long dark alley.

One was a salted.

Did you hear about the police who went to the local day care?

I guess two three year olds were resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed?

He had trouble controlling his pupils.