Little 500 Continues

It was a beautiful day yesterday and all of IU enjoyed it. The party went on all day and night. We had city inspectors come up to us and tell pick up all the garbage. Our neighbors got a fifty dollar ticket for all the shit they have on their porch. Around 6 or so everyone was getting ready to go to the DMX concert. A few hours later people came back from it and had a great story to tell. DMX lasted three songs before the concert got shut down. The entire front row of the pissed off attendees got maced. These are college kids who just wanted to see a concert and you mace them? That is bullshit. If they wanted the crowd to leave all they should have done was fire a couple shotgun rounds in the air and the students would have left right away. The police should not have maced them. The IDS has some of the story.

Indiana Daily Student

Perez Hilton “DMX causes riots!

Also, I have come across a site that allows me to clip videos from tv from the past two weeks. The site is in its beta version so there are some flaws but I clipped a video to see if it would work. It’s of Blue Collar TV which was on earlier today. I am sorry I have not figured out to embed videos from this site yet but here is the link to it. If there is anything you saw on tv in the past two weeks and its funny and has babes and sports involved let me know just use the contact page.

Blue Collar Gymnastics

I also came across a hilarious post on juicycampus.com about Smallwood. I do not know who wrote this because everything is done in anonymity on that site.

1)Leggings are a must. Please make sure that they accentuate your camel toe and cokehead legs, because we all know that’s the only reason you wear these poor excuses for pants.

2) Ugg boots. The name was spawned from the designer’s disgust as he drew up his idea for the latest fad footwear. Can you really call these boots? Come on, it looks like you skinned a sheep and decided to wear the leftovers as footwear. Not to mention, they are completely and utterly useless in any kind of wet conditions.

3) Blackberry, iPhone, or Treo. You’re right, your life is so important that you actually NEED a full keyboard on your phone so you can type messages like, “Luv u grl. C u later @ sprts.” Pathetic.

4) North Face coat. The puffier the better in this case. I’ve become convinced the only reason people wear these is because a) they are a real Eskimo or b) they just want to look like the Michelin man (gay). They must get pretty warm waiting INSIDE for the bus at Smallwood.

5) Handbag/tote/I don’t really give a damn what it’s called. As long as it looks like an oversized trash bag made of leather or cloth, it will work. When did having book bags for books become uncool? Oh that’s right, you wouldn’t want anyone to think you’re actually going to IU to get an education. College is about being cool and beautiful right?

6) Face blockers. There are two simple rules of thumb to follow for buying these girls.

1) If they do not cover up at least half of your face or more, they are too small.

2) DESIGNER, DESIGNER, DESIGNER! They might not be better than plain old sunglasses, but they sure cost more…and look better?