The Truth: Jarod Drinks his Dinners
I wrote this story awhile back, but forgot about it for awhile. I have compressed the videos all into one to take up less of your time. Read below for all the details of the night.
I am going to give you a play by play of last Thursday Night in a little town called Bloomingdales, IN. Started the night off at home d-ing some b’s with a couple of the roommates. Eleven O’Clock rolls along and a call to a taxi takes place. One roommate Andy makes it his goal to become the taxi driver’s best friend but that is another story. We arrive at a little bar called Kilroy’s on Kirkwood. Like usual around 1:30 A.M. it becomes the most crowded bar in town due to its small size and location. Four of us decide to make the five minute walk to Kilroy’s Sports Bar, and boy was it the best decision in our life. We pay the $1 cover and look around and see the place is also quite busy. We head to the upstairs bar to get a drink. Once we are upstairs we see an American idol. Jared Fogle an IU alumnus was at the bar with a very attractive woman wearing strings to cover up her boobies. Our entourage quickly moves in. This first video is of me is a little bad since i put my phone down a couple times to snap pictures. You can clearly see Jared though.
We introduce ourselves and start talking. Someone orders up some Jager Bombs (so gay) and we take them with Jared. Jared then digs deep into his wallet full of around 15 Jacksons, and orders 10 kamikazees. They sit for awhile then he slowly hands them out to the group that has surrounded him. This shot sucked and at the end of the video you can hear Timmy clearly say he can’t take it (pussy). BTW $40 bill Jared leaves $45 for the bartender, shouldn’t a celebrity of his stature tip a little more than 5 bones.
The last video i have is of Jared trying to mack on some girl. Even though he might look like he has a limp wrist with the glasses he wears, he still tries to pull some ass. The night quickly ends soon after and the drunk bus is there to wisk us back to our abode
