Uncle Tony’s Express

The Wi11is is proud to present to you the first edition of “Uncle Tony’s Express”. This will be a random dump of links that should get our readers thinking about having a babe in one hand and a brew in the other. If you can’t tell from the picture above that is the Hulk grabbing his daughter’s ass.
What Would Tyler Durden Do?: Hot New Couple Alert
Yea, that hot new couple is dad and daughter. The only comment I have is that Brooke is getting sexier, she didn’t seem that hot on the television series.
Egotastic: Amy Smart Topless, Rocking the Nipple Tape, Yo
X marks the spot. I really like this girl, I have wanted her ever since Varsity Blues (too bad she didn’t have the whipped cream bikini).
TVShark: Hilary Duff’s Shorts TRL
Short shorts on the Duffmiester, enough said.
GTA 4, I waited in line with all the guys from the movie theater at midnight.
MyChillPill: Kristen Bell is Just a Peach
So what, I watched Veronica Mars. She’s fucking hot, and used to be able to bust some big high school crimes like when Johny was making Fake ID’s. Now she’s Sarah Marshall and sexier then ever.
Hollywood Grind: Billy Bob Thorton Son at Center of Sex Scandal
Everyone loves a sex scandal.
Bright Black Internet: Not Everything is Flat in Florida
Haha, just please click (Babe)
That wraps that up, our cable is getting cut today and my last final is Friday so we might be update less for a few days. For those of you I din’t get to say goodbye to at school, have a great summer and or rest of your life.