I was watching cops last night and this dumbass got pulled over. The cop walked up to the window and the guy was on his cell phone. He wouldn’t put it down or roll down his window. Needless to say he got his ass kicked, but he deserved it. Sometimes cops can go to far, sometimes criminals are stupid, and sometimes we don’t know the whole story. This first video is a humdinger, watch the guys legs.
This man is not smiling because he is getting a sub. Jared actually has a porn video hidden in that bag. This is an old story, but I never heard it. According to Best Week Ever Jared ran a very lucrative porn business out of his apartment. You have to remember back in those days the internet porn industry had not taken its grasps on America. So porn videos and smut magazines were the way to go. Jared amassed a large collection of videos and would rent them out at a dollar a day. This underground business almost put College Adult Books out of business (still have not made the visit). This man is an IU legend. Not only does he not tip well (Jared Drinks His Dinners), but he used to be a porn king. Well I hope everyone is enjoying their Spring Break. I am personally recovering from a rough night out at the new Irish Pub in New Carlise. FYI the b-log is going to be moved to thewi11is.com in the near future I am trying to use a new blogger, but I had problems importing all the posts. I think I will have to import them all manually; so that site will take awhile to get running. I hope to get it done by the end of break. I will continue to use this site until then. Thanks to Tim Duffy for the tip on this story.
I personally don’t mind the little horde of people who come to Bloomington to have a good time and to go Ivy Tech. Obviously in Muncie they don’t take kind to them folk. Four female students at Ball State beat the shit out of some girl from Ivy Tech. It was probably because she was reppin green, in an area where the bloods walk. The victum suffered a shattered elbow (how the hell did that happen?) and other injuries. After the fact the dumbasses went online and gloated about fucking up a fighting goose (Ivy Tech’s Mascot) . Watch out BSU if geese are anything like ducks they stick togehter (quack,quack,quack). Two things to learn from this.
1. One,don’t wear green in Muncie.
2. Cardinal go “chirp chirp”.
OK, so I do have a soft side. I found this surfing and thought the dog was awesome. A boxer named Billy has adopted an abandoned goat. This all happened in southwest England where some bitch of a goat mother abandoned the runt of her litter name Lilly. Billy, being a man of integrity adopted her. Lilly follows him around all day and they sleep together.
We all saw the Sampson signs the Purdue fans had, but IU had some of their own up as well. SI.com collected some nice photos of fans and their opinions about their rivals. IU showed some class with their signs.
March 4, or Annihilation Tuesday, is just a week away. On this day Rhode Island, Vermont, Texas, and Ohio will have their primaries. If Hilary cannot win Texas and Ohio she will most likely have to end her campaign, unless she tries to pull some sneaky shit with the super delegates. Hilary needs to stop Obama’s momentum now, she has had the chance in the debates. The Polls are too close to call, but right now realclearpolitics has Obama winning Texas and Hilary winning in Ohio. These polls have been wrong this year already, so who knows what will happen next week.
For the Republicans this might be it for Mike Huckabee. I give him respect, he has certainly gotten PR for a possible future run as the president or VP. John McCain has the nomination now , it’s just not official until Big Mike withdraws.
How did Barack Obama become so famous? Well the reason was the Obama girl. Science can prove this, and I have yet to do the math but this woman is the reason he came a storm’n to the national stage. If you have not seen the Obama girl shame on you. Here is the video, I found out she really didn’t sing this catchy tune, but damn she looks fine.
I’d like to thank Timmy for pointing these videos out to me. As we all know Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Sarah Silverman, but things have changed. Check out this videos the second is in retaliation to the first.
I’m Fucking Matt Damon
You might have already seen this but here is the full video of the Kyle Kendrick Trade. If you don’t know he was called up when Freddy got hurt last year. He had a good rookie season and went 10-4 for the Phillies.