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4
Apr

Eric Gordon Going Pro

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Thanks again Kelvin for ruining our program. It was finally announced today that Eric Gordon is going to enter the NBA draft. From my perspective he was a let down at IU. Read the rest of this entry »


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2
Apr

Dave Matthews to Play at Assembly Hall for Free

Posted in Indiana, News, Politics, Purdue  by J Will

Sunday, April 6th Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds will perform for free at Assembly Hall (doors open 5:30, concert starts 7:00). The concert is free for all Indiana residents. All you need to get a ticket is a Indiana Driver’s license.

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1
Apr

Tom Crean New IU Coach

Posted in Indiana, News, Sports  by J Will

Tom Crean will be the new IU basketball coach. Good call on my part on my last post of not even saying his name. Andy Katz says there will be a news conference tomorow. All that IU is waiting for is a signed letter of agreement. Read the rest of this entry »


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31
Mar

Bassett and Ellis Banished to Smoke Dro

Posted in Indiana, Sports  by J Will

Yea it’s true. Armon Bassett and Jamarcus Ellis have been dismissed from the team f-o-r-e-v-e-r. Dakich dismissed them for apparently missing scheduled meetings. This is kinda shady and I bet we will never hear the whole story. So if Gordon goes pro that pretty much leaves Crawford to lead the backcourt. Read the rest of this entry »

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31
Mar

Wazoo Coach Declines IU

Posted in Indiana, News, Sports  by J Will

According to the Indiana Daily Student Tony Bennett was contacted by Indiana’s athletic director Rick Greenspan. There was a discussion and even though Bennett was not offered the job, he said, “I thought about it, but I’m not going to pursue it.” So there goes IU’s number one choice for a coach. Greenspan wants to have a new coach by Thursday, and if he had just contacted Bennett on Saturday, that proves that he is really hustling. Names left on the list are:

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27
Mar

She got the T.I.P. Before Prom

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Prom Chick

I thought this was funny, it really describes the brains of my fellow southern Hoosiers. An eighteen year old girl was selling newspapers for a $1.50. Some guy gave you $504 (25 twens and 4 ones). He told the girl to keep the change. She thought at first that it was just four dollars.  Wait, she thought it was just four dollars?, she had 29 bills in her hand.  Well she lucked out, she is getting a new prom dress and a limo ride to the prom with the money.  Also for prom night she is getting a half gallon of  Kamchatka vodka and two thirty packs of Beast.

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27
Mar

Bullshit Ratings of College Coeds

Posted in Babes, Ball State, Indiana, Purdue  by J Will

The Popcrunch Show has ranked the top 50 college according to the hottest of the girls. Well I am calling these posers out. Just by quickly glancing at this and my review of the big 10 poon site I noticed some similarities. They used all the pictures from Big 10 Poon for all the Big 10 schools. Wow how lazy, they couldn’t even get on facebook and collect some pictures.

Also,IU is ranked #43 and Purdue is ranked #38. I love Purdue girls and there is plenty of hotties there, but by far the quality and quantity of girls at IU blows them out of the water. Even Purdudes agree with this statement. These rankings are bullshit. They probably took as much time as I did writing this post to do all the research for their article. I am pissed that people think this is quality work. There was even a link on SIoncampus for this site.

Arizona Hotties

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23
Mar

Hoosier Cheerleader Shows Her Funbags

Posted in Babes, Indiana  by J Will

Well this is a sad story. The title explains it all and I am just going to give you a link. I feel bad for my fellow student.

Busted Coverage

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29
Feb

Indiana Fans at their finest

Posted in Funny, Indiana, Sports  by J Will

We all saw the Sampson signs the Purdue fans had, but IU had some of their own up as well. SI.com collected some nice photos of fans and their opinions about their rivals. IU showed some class with their signs.

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22
Feb

Sampson Out!

Posted in Indiana, Sports  by J Will

Kelvin Sampson has reached a $750,000 settlement with IU. In this settlement he agrees not to sue. Only 4 scholarship players were at practice today. Luckily, Northwestern is up next. More updates to come.
P.S. Erin Andrews will be at Memphis Saturday for the Tennessee Game 9 P.M ESPN

Well the only good news I can tell you is that Little 5 is around the corner. The only good picture i could find of this event was at college humor. Just to highlight the photo. Wet girl in a bikini. Beer bong in the background. Guy grabbing girls ass to the right… yup that pretty much sums it up. I don’t know what apartment complex this is or if anyone can spot anyone they know but it is a great photo.

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