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29
Apr

Notre Dame Likes to Spoon

Posted in Funny, News  by J Will

Yea, only at Notre Dame. Last Thursday some cool cats thought they were ballers and decided to spoon. Imagine the phone calls home to mom, “Yea mom today was the best day in my life, I actually touched someone, Notre Dame was so worth the $45,000.” These ruckus makers even made it a Facebook event and printed off T-shirts. The total was 127 students spooning. I am not sure if they were in a straight line or in a circle cause that would just suck for the two guys at the ends. One Notre Dame student was quoted Read the rest of this entry »


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20
Apr

Danica Patrick Wins Japan 300

Posted in Babes, News, Sports  by J Will

Danica

This sexy driver has actually done it. She is the first woman ever to win a race in IndyCar. So why not have a post dedicated to her… Read the rest of this entry »


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17
Apr

The Truth: Jarod Drinks his Dinners

Posted in Funny, Indiana, News  by J Will

I wrote this story awhile back, but forgot about it for awhile. I have compressed the videos all into one to take up less of your time. Read below for all the details of the night.

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16
Apr

DU Continuing the Legacy

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Delta Upsilon a fraternity, ever since I can remember “Delta Oops”, is continuing the legacy of being a majestic frat. This past weekend a 19 year old female, most likely a freshman (I doubt they can get older girls who know about them to come to the frat) was raped there. I am not saying there aren’t any nice guys in this frat, but they do have a bad name going for them and this incident won’t help.

Indiana Daily Student

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15
Apr

2008 CMT Awards (with videos)

Posted in Babes, News  by J Will

Mliey Cyrus decided to show some boobage, and Taylor Swift ran away with some awards. Read the rest of this entry »

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8
Apr

Little 500 Has Already Started

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Little 500 week has already kicked off, so I figured I’d share with some of you who have never experienced. This first video is of crashes during the race.

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6
Apr

Nascar Rookie Lucky to Have His Life

Posted in Babes, News, Sports  by J Will

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Nascar Sprint Cup rookie Michael McDowell is a lucky son of a bitch. Five years ago he probably would have died from that crash. Nascar has really improved safety features on the cars and tracks. This goes to show you that these safety restraints do work. After the crash all he had was a couple bruises and a hell of a story to tell for the rest of his life. Read the rest of this entry »

4
Apr

Eric Gordon Going Pro

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Thanks again Kelvin for ruining our program. It was finally announced today that Eric Gordon is going to enter the NBA draft. From my perspective he was a let down at IU. Read the rest of this entry »

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2
Apr

Dave Matthews to Play at Assembly Hall for Free

Posted in Indiana, News, Politics, Purdue  by J Will

Sunday, April 6th Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds will perform for free at Assembly Hall (doors open 5:30, concert starts 7:00). The concert is free for all Indiana residents. All you need to get a ticket is a Indiana Driver’s license.

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1
Apr

PUMP IT UP: More Bang For Your Boner, Save Money On Gas

Posted in News  by Rackbar

Heres a few tips from Kinder Morgan Pipeline. Should help you save up for that hooker you always wanted.

ENJOY.

1. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the
ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations
have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground
the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so
buying in the afternoon or in the evening….your gallon is not
exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and
the temperature of the gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and
other petroleum products plays an important role. A 1-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But
the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps. Read the rest of this entry »

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