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1
Apr

Tom Crean New IU Coach

Posted in Indiana, News, Sports  by J Will

Tom Crean will be the new IU basketball coach. Good call on my part on my last post of not even saying his name. Andy Katz says there will be a news conference tomorow. All that IU is waiting for is a signed letter of agreement. Read the rest of this entry »


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31
Mar

Wazoo Coach Declines IU

Posted in Indiana, News, Sports  by J Will

According to the Indiana Daily Student Tony Bennett was contacted by Indiana’s athletic director Rick Greenspan. There was a discussion and even though Bennett was not offered the job, he said, “I thought about it, but I’m not going to pursue it.” So there goes IU’s number one choice for a coach. Greenspan wants to have a new coach by Thursday, and if he had just contacted Bennett on Saturday, that proves that he is really hustling. Names left on the list are:

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30
Mar

Do You Smell That Pork Product?

Posted in Funny, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

I was watching cops last night and this dumbass got pulled over. The cop walked up to the window and the guy was on his cell phone. He wouldn’t put it down or roll down his window. Needless to say he got his ass kicked, but he deserved it. Sometimes cops can go to far, sometimes criminals are stupid, and sometimes we don’t know the whole story. This first video is a humdinger, watch the guys legs.

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29
Mar

I Don’t Know What a Glory Hole is?

Posted in Babes, Funny, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

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Well I was getting bored so I figured I’d share some links with you. Read the rest of this entry »

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28
Mar

Who Rocks a Doggy Tag?

Posted in Babes, News, Videos and Links  by J Will

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The Wi11is supports our troops.

Obama Girl and some other hotties put together this new music video for the troops. Mims makes an appearance as well. I dunno what it is about the girl who sings these songs (not the Obama Girl) but I actually like her voice.

It’s time to give props to our soldiers. They are out there defending our freedom and my right to have a b-log. I wish our troops the best and hope they enjoy this post. If you want to support them I suggest looking at the USO. The USO takes care of our boys and girls and if any celebrity or music star goes on a USO tour you should support them.

United Service Organizations

This next video is amazing, all I can say is wow. I hope the troops appreciate all the assets Gisele shares with them. She is smoking hot, and gets pretty risky in this video. The thing I love about this is that it was taken with her kitchen in the background. Classy? Maybe not. Sexy? Hell Yes. I am avid supporter of “her” troops and how she lets them all hang out.

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Its hard to beat that video, but I found one that made me feel good. It’s of some troops having some fun. You’ll enjoy the video, these guys are hilarious.

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27
Mar

Hey that’s a pretty girl down there. I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees.

Posted in News, Politics, Sports  by J Will


Well the politicians in New York are just really fucked up. The new blind governor has admitted to using cocaine, smoking dope, and having affairs. At least he wasn’t paying for pussy like the former governor Eliot Spitzer.

The woman above claims to have personally serviced the gov. Now this just isn’t another call girl from the Emperor’s Club ($4,300 Pussy on the Side). She runs a whole separate prostitution ring and was busted recently. This means that the gov. used two different services. Where did he get all the time for this?

I feel bad for his daughters and his hot wife, he royally fucked up their lives.

Also in this report, the skeezer claims a prominent Yankee also hired her. I hope it was Andy Pet-it.

NY Post “And There He Ho’s Again”

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27
Mar

She got the T.I.P. Before Prom

Posted in Indiana, News  by J Will

Prom Chick

I thought this was funny, it really describes the brains of my fellow southern Hoosiers. An eighteen year old girl was selling newspapers for a $1.50. Some guy gave you $504 (25 twens and 4 ones). He told the girl to keep the change. She thought at first that it was just four dollars.  Wait, she thought it was just four dollars?, she had 29 bills in her hand.  Well she lucked out, she is getting a new prom dress and a limo ride to the prom with the money.  Also for prom night she is getting a half gallon of  Kamchatka vodka and two thirty packs of Beast.

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27
Mar

Welcome to The New Wi11is

Posted in News  by J Will

I personally apologize for not getting up any posts lately. Converting the b-log over to this site took quite awhile and as you can tell still has some quagmires that I need to take care of. Hope you like the new look.

24
Mar

Kentucky Grilled Chicken?

Posted in News  by J Will

What better way to piss off a guy who is already dead than take his fried chicken recipe and make it grilled chicken. Don’t get too pissed though, KFC will still offer the classic fried chicken. This new grilled chicken is about half the fat and half the calories for the same price. Marketing ploy to get people who eat healthy to buy their product? That’s what they want you to think. I figure that most tubbies will generally eat twice as much as before since it’s half the calories, therefore doubling KFC’s revenue. . I give them props its a good idea. I have yet to drive by the KFC by the college mall. Let me know if anyone sees if the sign has changed or if they have tried this stuff.

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21
Mar

What’s That Sticky Shit in My Hair??

Posted in News, Videos and Links  by J Will

This is a messed up story. A 21 year old student going home for spring break got a skeet shot on the plane home. This is how the story goes. She was on the last leg of a flight from Dallas to LA. It was late at night so she fell asleep, she woke up when the captain said they would be landing soon. She opens her eyes and there was a COCK. A guy had moved to the seat next to her and started jerkin it to her. She didn’t know what to do so she of course looked away and faced the other way. Then she felt her hair and there was a money load deposited in it. She started crying and some other person helped her. The man was arrested when the flight landed. She is suing American Airlines for 200k now.

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