Barry Zero? Zito, after 0-6 start demoted to ‘Pen

Barry Zito of the San Francisco Giants has been demoted from his starting role to the bullpen. After receiving a $126 million contract, Agent Zero is off to an 0-6 start with a beastly 7.53 ERA. The next step for the Giants: find a way to cough up $112.5 million still guaranteed to the 2002 Cy Young Award Winner. Nice.

In later news, the wi11is’s Uncle Tony has opted to try baseball for the first time in attempt to lock up the open role.