I was watching cops last night and this dumbass got pulled over. The cop walked up to the window and the guy was on his cell phone. He wouldn’t put it down or roll down his window. Needless to say he got his ass kicked, but he deserved it. Sometimes cops can go to far, sometimes criminals are stupid, and sometimes we don’t know the whole story. This first video is a humdinger, watch the guys legs.
I’d like to thank Timmy for pointing these videos out to me. As we all know Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Sarah Silverman, but things have changed. Check out this videos the second is in retaliation to the first.
I’m Fucking Matt Damon
You might have already seen this but here is the full video of the Kyle Kendrick Trade. If you don’t know he was called up when Freddy got hurt last year. He had a good rookie season and went 10-4 for the Phillies.
It seems like every morning in my house milk would go to great use.
1. Start the day off with a microwaved Hills Bros French Vanilla Cappuccino. (Money in the bank when you put it in the blender with milk). It just doesn’t taste the same with water.
2. Instant oatmeal, currently we are serving the Quaker Weight Control stolen from the pantry back at the parents house.
3. A bloody bowl of cereal…… We seriously have like 20 boxes of cereal on top of our frig. You look at them daily then open the door and theres no milk.
On that note here is a video about cereal and how fucking good it is.
Well I woke up today and saw a whopping inch and hafe of snow on the ground at max. I thought to my self, well shit gonna wear my boots today. I will give the weatherman the benefit of the doubt it was pretty damn cold out with the wind, but nothing that a waterproof shoe couldn’t handle. Heck, someone with flip flop uggs could have handled it and I bet my gay ass roommate Andy accomplished this feat. On my way to the bus stop I noticed my fucking tuition being used up by plowing an inch of snow off the football field parking lot. I did not check but i assume they did to the rest of the university. These lazy fucks drive Backhoes to the convenience store and now they are plowing snow for no reason. That was my rant but the snow got me in the mood for snowmen hunters. Yes i said it. Not unlike the MILF Hunter these guys are on the prowl. Here is a promo for them i think they have around 30 videos so if your bored get the links yourself from youtube.
OK, so I do have a soft side. I found this surfing and thought the dog was awesome. A boxer named Billy has adopted an abandoned goat. This all happened in southwest England where some bitch of a goat mother abandoned the runt of her litter name Lilly. Billy, being a man of integrity adopted her. Lilly follows him around all day and they sleep together.